I’ve decided to get back into reading again, one of those activities you feel will make you a better human being but are too lazy to do, like flossing, taking vitamins or eating your 5 a day. Whilst I’m at it I might as well start running, donate money to charity, iron my jeans and buy a fruit bowl. Soon enough I’ll be the modern day Pollyanna, advising people how they too can lead the perfect life. If you can’t beat the system, jump on the bandwagon and become an asshole yourself.
English rose with far too many thorns, attempting not to make a complete mess of my life and currently failing miserably. Shameless fan of Starbucks, Pinot Grigio, Quentin Tarantino and novelty jumpers.
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